Alan is Gerry's cousin. I think his mom sang him Gerry tunes as lullabies. Alas, Gerry never wrote a song about Alan.

Jim is Gerry's brother and co-author of several Gerry tunes, like "Don't Speak of My Heart". He's recorded several albums himself. Jim has a razor wit and seems to want to talk about anything other than Gerry. Don't psychoanalyze him -- he's a good egg.

A Texas boy, the Captain is the author of this unofficial GR website. He's also an avid softball/baseball coach. He thinks soccer is for sissies. The Captain owns his own Oracle consulting firm.

Zain occasionally is allowed brief visits outside his sanitarium so he can contribute his brand of zaininess to the board. He also writes and draws a comic strip called Zainy's World.

A more recent poster, not much is known about this Gerry Rafferty fan. A crack investigative force is on the case. We do know Michael F is an artist.

jDobson is a member of The Tannahill Weavers and an accomplished musician. He posts when he can, but he's on tour a lot. While on tour, jDob plays with his bouzouki (a lot).

The man without an identity can finally be revealed.

The fair Carey is a huge Gerry fan and graphic artist by profession. Check out her unofficial GR website (it looks cool). Our investigative team snapped this partial picture of Carey moments before she attacked our undercover van.

Neil's one of the old-timers.

LP plays devil's advocate and likes to stir things up. He and Carey seem to have some sort of cosmic trans-continental relationship.

Another Texan, GRT is a (gasp!) UT Longhorn. Well, the women call him a shorthorn, but that's another story.

Our resident King of the Lyrics, johnbee knows his GR songs forwards and backwards.

Rob hails from Down Under, and his clock is opposite those in the States. Rob pops in when he gets a chance.

Dazy says she's the oldest poster on the message boards. But hey, I know better than to guess a woman's age!

The Ox-man is the lyric quoter. Feeling down? Nightowl will pick you up by quoting the appropriate Gerry song.

Following tradition, Wray, our resident Canadian, contributes his knowledge of music. Don't knock Wray -- he had a #1 hit single ("Dance For Me") in New Zealand in 1986 (really!). He is the only known man to escape the evil clutches of the Zainy One. ~~~ Don't you love the Mickey Mouse ears?

Yet another Mike! It seems Gerry's fans are limited to mostly Mikes and Jims... MikeT is originally from England, but lived in NZ for 12 years. I wonder if he heard Wray's song? Mike's working on the big Five-Oh.

This guy is definitely extra-sharp. One of our resident Swiss posters, Cheese has also lived in Provo-lone, Utah. He has a brother in California, known as Monterey Jack. In addition to his passion for Gerry Rafferty, Cheese is also a big TV fan. He watches "Everybody Loves Raymond", starring Ray Romano. And of course, he enjoys the classic "The Muensters" on reruns.

Clem is one of the "heavy philosophy" posters. He once met Gerry Rafferty at the "Examining One's Own Navel" conference in Austria. And, obviously, he needs a haircut.